Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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