How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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