so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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