Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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