Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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