CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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