i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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