Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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