Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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