But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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