My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
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i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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