what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
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You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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