Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
should my penis look like a turkey
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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