I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize