its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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