There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
If that was your dad, he is hot
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
My vagina is very pro this idea
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