He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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