Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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