Sry I called you an 8
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I just had sex on a roof
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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