Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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