she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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