Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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