I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
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