My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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