Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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