I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
