I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
smell my finger.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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