Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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