K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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