If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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