I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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