why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I smell like Dick and happiness
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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