i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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