The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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