sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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