So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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