Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
i barfeds in our rink
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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