he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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