we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
they call him Oral-B. enough said
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
