Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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