Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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