You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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