Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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