Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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