Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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