I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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