normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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