I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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