I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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