I can text with my tongue
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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