Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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