No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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