Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
i out mim tonsoeep
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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