but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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