yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Randomize
