Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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