I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I party with great urgency now.
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