Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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